PRELUDE TO A DREAM

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- James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??

- Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.

- James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro

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alwaysthequietones:

off-in-lala-land:

acrylicemulator:

ornerycrabcakes:

eridantheampora:

My first reaction:

Then it was:

((IT WWORKS))

Holy fucking shit.

holy

fucking

shit

holy

fuckingshit

Héhéhéhéh.

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- dad: So you want to tell me who wrote 'butts' in the dust on the TV?

- me: ...... you sure it wasn't you?

- dad: Yes, I'm pretty sure it wasn't me.

- me: 'pretty sure' doesn't sound 100%, your story's starting to get a lot of holes in it, dad.

- dad:

- me:

- dad:

- me: holes like in a bu-

- dad: go away.

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geeksathome:

spaghettidog:

So I was just minding my own business today, trying to play some minecraft in my student union when I notice this dude on the couch next to me starts dry-humping the couch. But then I see an arm come out from under him.

I mean, shit got heavy pretty fast, I heard a belt unbuckled, zippers unzipping, and I’m just sitting there like “WTF DO I DO.”

So I decided to be creepy about it. Threw that note at them when I left.

The note picture got messed up because my phone sucks, but I gave them each a dollar.

ROFL

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lookatjustindrewnow:

He’s so cute.

(Source: partywithjbieber)

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